Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 24 – If It’s Only In Your Head (2)
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree tells Karl about Orson’s shady blackmail scheme, and Karl finds a way to scare him off, but things backfire when Bree becomes upset with him and Orson still doesn’t leave her. Tom learns he’s been accepted in college after all, and Lynette worries her cancer might be back. Katherine and Mike head off to the airport to get married in Las Vegas afterwards. Ana Solis (guest star Maiara Walsh), Carlos’ niece, arrives on Wisteria Lane to stir up some trouble. Karen and her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) break into Dave’s home, and in the meantime Dave comes closer and closer to exacting his revenge schemes, and no one is safe.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 23 – Everybody Says Don’t (1)
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Gabrielle and Carlos attend a family meeting hosted by Carlos’ aunt Connie (guest star Liz Torres), who reveals an ulterior motive. Bree comes clean to Orson about her true intentions behind stealing and hiding her stuff, and Orson blackmails her into staying married to him. Lynette freaks out when she learns her husband wants to go back to college to study… Chinese. Susan learns just how desperate Katherine is to get Mike to stay with her after Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) tells her he believes Mike was the one who gave him away to the authorities. In the meantime, Roberta Simmons (guest star Lily Tomlin) learns of Dr. Heller’s death, and Dave records a very important tape and starts hallucinating again.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 22 – Marry Me a Little
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree goes to extremes to hide her true intentions from Orson, while Susan and Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) put on an act for the authorities. Lynette is shocked at the lengths Tom will go to in order to look younger, and Katherine masks the truth from Mike, afraid to lose him. Meanwhile, Dave is on edge when he learns a key witness to his misdeeds surfaces.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 21 – Bargaining
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree sinks to a new low to retain the best lawyer, and Gabrielle’s vanity is put to the test when she makes a deal with her daughter Juanita. Meanwhile, Lynette and Tom negotiate sex, and Katherine deceives Mike to win his heart. Jackson (guest star Gale Harold) walks back into Susan’s life with a proposal, and an unexpected visit sends Dave to do some bargaining of his own.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 20 – Rose’s Turn
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Carlos finds Lynette in a precarious position, which she chooses to hide from Tom, and Gabrielle hastily covers for Tom’s coy behavior. Orson tries to hide the truth about his wounds from Bree, while Katherine confesses to Mike, which leads to a surprising realization. In the meantime, Susan confides her dark secret in Dave.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 19 – Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know (2)
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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As the women look back on Edie’s life, Susan recalls their first meeting, Lynette reflects on a memorable afternoon out, Bree is reminded of the thoughtfulness she bestowed upon Orson, and Gaby remembers fondly a night of friendly competition.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 18 – A Spark. To Pierce the Dark. (1)
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree considers selling her business to save her marriage. Lynette is threatened by her new boss, and boundaries are crossed for Gabrielle and Carlos. Meanwhile, Katherine is caught in the most unexpected of circumstances and Edie’s worst fears come true.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 17 – The Story of Lucy and Jessie
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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When Susan tries to impress Jessie (guest star Swoosie Kurtz), a teacher at work, Jessie comes away with the wrong impression. With the wrong intent, Gaby convinces Carlos to hire Lynette, and Carlos finds himself working with an old acquaintance (guest star Lesley Boone as Lucy). As Orson’s shameful habit grows, Bree will protect herself from embarrassment at all costs, and a suspicious Edie slyly digs further into Dave’s past.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 16 – Crime Doesn’t Pay
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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In a gesture of friendship, Bree tells Lynette she’ll help Tom secure a new job, but the best intentions will reach a tempestuous end and reveal Orson’s shameful misdeeds. Gaby finds herself in a precarious position when Carlos’ adulterous boss begins using her to cover for himself as he continues to cheat on his wife. Meanwhile, Edie digs into Dave’s past after a chance encounter with an old acquaintance.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 15 – In a World Where the Kings are Employers
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Susan starts a new job in order to give son MJ the best, but when Mike leaves their son in Katherine’s care, anger and jealousy pervade. As the Scavo restaurant continues to take a hit in the current economy, Lynette tells Tom they have to sell. Carlos receives a generous bonus when Gabrielle discovers his boss’ dirty little secret. Orson confronts Bree when he learns she’s given Andrew a raise. Meanwhile, Dave comes closer to performing his vengeance scheme.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 14 – Mama Spent Money When She Had None
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree reaps the success of her new book by treating herself to a new car, while Lynette and Tom resolve to sell his Mustang for some extra cash. Susan is determined to send MJ to the best school, even though she and Mike can’t afford it. Meanwhile, Gabrielle joins Edie’s no nonsense boot camp to get herself back into shape, and Lee is conflicted over whether to tell Lynette and Tom some disturbing facts about Dave.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 13 – The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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When neighborhood handyman, Eli Scruggs (guest star Beau Bridges), passes away, the residents of Wisteria Lane come to realize just how much he affected their lives. Gabrielle recalls how Eli helped her make new friends when she moved in, Lynette remembers how he came to her aide when she was overwhelmed and neglected Penny, Susan reflects on how he was always there for her as a shoulder to cry on each time a man walked out of her life, Edie looks back on their special friendship, and Bree thinks fondly of how a small gesture he once made helped get her to where she is today.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 12 – Connect! Connect!
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Connections lead to surprising resolutions, as Susan and Edie are forced to spend time alone together when they accidentally lock themselves in a basement. Bree doesn’t like it when Alex (guest star Todd Grinnell) indicates that she is emasculating her husband. Gabrielle loses control of her children and turns to Carlos for help. The ongoing search for Porter leads Lynette to her mother, Stella (guest star Polly Bergen). Katherine and Mike define their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave gets a step closer to exacting revenge.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 11 – Home Is The Place
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree clashes with Alex’s mother (guest star Joanna Cassidy) for their sons’ affections. Gabrielle urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more time away from home. Susan turns to Lee for company while Jackson is away. Lynette catches Preston talking to Porter on the phone. Mrs. McCluskey and her sister, Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin), arrive at Dr. Heller’s office in Boston to talk with him unaware that he’s recently deceased. Meanwhile, Edie grows weary of Dave, whose strange behavior hasn’t abated.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 10 – A Vision’s Just a Vision
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Lynette takes extreme measures to protect her son. Carlos realizes the extent of Gabrielle’s sacrifices for their family. Bree wants to prove to Andrew that she has accepted him for who he is. Katherine finds happiness, as Susan and Mike recognize the fate of their relationship. Meanwhile, Dave starts to lose his grip.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 9 – Me and My Town
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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For Gabrielle and Carlos, injuries sustained in the fire lead to a fortunate discovery. But for most, the consequences are less benign. Lynette and Tom vow to protect son Porter at any cost, though they too worry that he may have been the culprit behind the arson. Susan must learn to let go of the man she loves. Orson’s attempt at a good night’s sleep puts Bree in a most precarious, though amusing, position on the day of her big cooking demonstration.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 8 – City on Fire
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Susan’s daughter Julie comes to visit with her surprising new boyfriend (guest star Steven Weber). Gabrielle learns that Virginia Hildebrand (guest star Frances Conroy) has made her and Carlos heirs of her entire fortune. A reporter looks to expose Bree’s imperfections. Lynette learns Porter and Anne Schilling (guest star Gail O’Grady) plan to leave Fairview and disappear. Finally, everyone has gathered at a club to see the guys play in the annual “Battle of the Bands” when a fire erupts, threatening the lives of those in attendance. Some will fall as a hero will rise.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 7 – What More Do I Need?
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Lynette and Tom uncover the unsettling truth about their son Porter. Gabrielle suspects Carlos’ best client, Virginia (guest star Frances Conroy), has ulterior motives. Bree’s moment of weakness could bring her great embarrassment and shame. Katherine’s secret affair is unveiled. Susan learns of Jackson’s true passion. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey’s sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) unearths a disturbing fact about Dave.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 6 – There’s Always a Woman
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Gabrielle is over the moon when Carlos’ client makes them an offer they can’t refuse, but a startling discovery leaves her second guessing. Lynette grows suspicious that Tom is cheating on her. After breaking up with Jackson, Susan tries to surprise him, only to find the surprise is on her. Meanwhile, the bond between Bree and Katherine grows when the latter reveals she plans to move to Maryland. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey enlists the help of her sister Roberta (guest star Lily Tomlin) to dig up dirt on Dave.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 5 – Mirror, Mirror
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Driven by a hidden agenda, Dave convinces Susan to throw Mrs. McCluskey a surprise party for her 70th birthday. Jackson wants to take his relationship with Susan to the next level. Gabrielle’s concerned she might be pregnant. Tom tells Lynette he’s sold the pizzeria. A startling reason for the bond between Bree and Katherine is revealed. And finally, an outraged Mrs. McCluskey has the entire neighborhood questioning her sanity.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 4 – Back in Business
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree’s new cookbook and entrepreneurial success has the women of Wisteria Lane feeling envious. Lynette’s longing for a taste of her breadwinning days as an ad-exec leads her to lend an unsolicited hand to Bree’s marketing plan. MJ’s drawing of a family portrait has left Mike feeling like he’s not a presence in his son’s life. Gabrielle hatches a plan to have more sex with Carlos. Susan teaches a reluctant MJ how to fall. Meanwhile, Dave’s motives for moving to the neighborhood continue to take shape.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 3 – Kids Ain’t Like Everybody Else
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree’s estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane and is met with a deluge of criticism. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight brought on by an altercation between their kids. To her chagrin, Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band after she told him to get rid of his old things. Finally, Katherine and Mrs. McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 2 – We’re So Happy You’re So Happy
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Lynette discovers her son, Porter, has a softer side, which she finds endearing. Gaby amusingly attempts to mask her demise in social stature. The time has come for the men in Susan’s life to meet. Meanwhile, Bree begins to feel the pressures of balancing marriage and a career. Edie is reminded just how hostile the neighbors on Wisteria Lane can be. Finally, a suspicious Mrs. McCluskey enlists Katherine’s help to uncover more about their new neighbor, Dave.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 5 Episode 1 – You’re Gonna Love Tomorrow
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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On the highly anticipated season five premiere, five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gabrielle stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man. Gaby questions her abilities as a mother. Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner Katherine grows envious. Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities. And finally, Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow, her new husband Dave (played by Neal McDonough).
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 17 – Free (2)
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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After Katherine announces that she has to leave town, Bree is left responsible for catering Bob and Lee’s wedding. Gabrielle finds $118,000 in Ellie’s teddy bear. Susan realizes she will soon lose someone she loves. Katherine Mayfair’s secrets are finally revealed, and several residents of Wisteria Lane are faced with deadly threats.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 16 – The Gun Song (1)
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Susan and Mike try to name their son. Mike wants to name him after his deceased grandfather, Maynard. Lynette is arrested for child abuse of Kayla. Bree is being stalked by Orson, and when she meets with Reverend Green (guest star Bill Smitrovich), the reverend tries to hit on her. Gabrielle is still helping the police trying to detain Ellie (guest star Justine Bateman) for dealing drugs. Katherine is visited by her ex-husband, Wayne (guest star Gary Cole), who wants to know why Dylan doesn’t have a childhood scar on her arm anymore.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 15 – Mother Said
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Adele Delfino (guest star Celia Weston), Susan’s mother-in-law, arrives for a visit. Carlos and Gabrielle find out their tenant, Ellie (guest star Justine Bateman), has a dark secret. Lynette has more problems with Kayla. A full scale war erupts between Bree and Edie.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 14 – Opening Doors
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Susan meets her ex-husband, Karl (guest star Richard Burgi) at a Lamaze class, and finds out that he has remarried and is having another child. Lynette learns who was responsible for starting the fire at Rick’s restaurant. Bree wants Orson to turn himself in to the police. Gabrielle rents a room to a hip artist, Ellie (guest star Justine Bateman), who has a dark secret. Dylan continues meeting with her father, Wayne (guest star Gary Cole), and Katherine decides to go spy on her.
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 13 – Hello, Little Girl
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree and Katherine decide to start a catering business together. Lynette tries to deny her feelings for Rick (guest star Jason Gedrick). Mike learns the truth about his nearly fatal accident. Carlos gets a seeing-eye dog. Dylan meets her estranged father (guest star Gary Cole).
Watch Desperate Housewives Season 4 Episode 12 – In Buddy’s Eyes
September 8, 2009 by Anna
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Bree and Katherine join forces to plan the Founders’ Day Ball. Lynette is surprised when Rick (guest star Jason Gedrick) shows up at the Scavo pizzeria. Gabrielle struggles with the reality of having a blind husband. Mike asks Orson for forgiveness as part of his recovery program, and Orson starts sleepwalking.




