Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.
It’s a face-off between Chuck and Blair when they both want to bid on the same item at Sotheby’s. Meanwhile, Serena suspects that Carter may have return to his old habits, while Georgina takes an interest in Dan, and Vanessa suspect something is not right with Scott.
Michael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it’s “Movie Monday” where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael’s job while Jim and his new team play video games.
Ted’s new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
Sharon helps the Resistance on New Caprica as Adama leads Galactica on a dangerous rescue operation. Tyrol races to save Cally from the execution squad. Meanwhile Anders uncovers treachery among the humans. D’Anna Biers/Number Three meets the Oracle Selloi after having strange dreams about the temple.
It is a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane. Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon. Gabrielle and Lynette are going a spa vacation. Tom is going on a camping trip with the kids. And Susan is going on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian. But things don’t go as planned. Tom calls with an emergency, and Lynette has to go help him. While at the airport, Bree sees Andrew on television featured as a homeless teenager which cuts short her honeymoon. Gabrielle runs into John (special guest star Jesse Metcalfe). And Susan is still insecure about if she’s cheating on Mike.
After Dexter meets a pedophile at the grocery store, who’s set his sights on Astor, he has to make a decision about his code. Miguel and Dexter both know the new body that showed up skinned wasn’t Freebo’s doing, and need to find a way to convince the Homicide Squad. Dexter is still wrestling with his potential role in the baby’s life.
Liz and Jenna’s friend, Claire Harper, a free-spirited stalker-type, shows up unexpectedly in New York to visit. But once she gets there, she centers her attention on Jack and claims him as her own. Tracy, trying to cheer up Kenneth because of the new page uniforms, invites the cast of Night Court to visit.
The team investigates a decomposed body that was discovered in the woods with bound arms and missing feet. Things get kinky when Booth and Brennan are led to a lodge that’s used as an S&M retreat for “jockeys” and their “horses”. Meanwhile, Angela tries hypnosis in an effort to figure out her elusive husband’s name so she can finally divorce him.
It seems everyone in Tree Hill has something shocking to share: Nathan tells Haley he might want a divorce, Lucas admits to Dan that he saved his life, and Peyton finds out a secret Ellie’s been keeping. Meanwhile, Dan continues to search for the identity of his would-be murderer, and Whitey finds his job security in jeopardy.